I was born with a brain deficiency. There is an absence of the domestic chromosome necessary to motivate me to successfully do housework. I was 27 before I realized that a discussion about Hoover upright was about a vacuum cleaner and not about the posture of a past president. I … [Read more...]

Do I look like an overblown, gaseous mess of a promotional billboard? I am not a blimp. The reference is absurd, illogical, and most politically derogatory, nonetheless, hurtful. Blimps are enormous aerial devices. You won’t catch me floating over the Super Bowl stadium anytime … [Read more...]

I taught myself to drive my very own car at a young age. My older cousin had become bored with his car, so my Mom acquired it for me. What a thrill to have my own car, no more stupid tricycle. I loved cars. This car, my very first car, resembled a 1954 General Motors sedan, which … [Read more...]