It turns out that the fashion police are alive and well in China, and they have set their sights on Britney Spears. Pop star Britney Spears is scheduled to give a number of concerts in China next year, but in light of the furor over Janet Jackson’s breast baring performance at … [Read more...]

I never really felt much empathy for Jimmy Kimmel when it was reported that Matt Damon was procreating with his girlfriend. But as TV becomes reality, I now understand how foolish it is to assume that the Kid-Hair-Cut Matt Damon is anything less than Demonish. Matt Damon is … [Read more...]

Play-Doh is the sweetest smell in the world this side of chocolate. But it never occurred to me to wear it as a cologne. Now I can, without even wrapping Play-Doh snakes around the backs of my ears. And there’s perfume in the scents of dirt, wet garden, mildew, paperback and … [Read more...]

Because women don't possess the physical strength of men, they've evolved with a gene that more than makes up for it. I believe the gene's scientific name is ( The Badgering Gene). It started way back with Eve. Poor Adam didn't want nothing to do with that apple, But Eve badgered … [Read more...]

“Mom! Are you busy? Do you want to play Tennis?” “I can’t. I want to, but I can’t. I have wii-njuries.” “What?” “wii-njuries. You know, carpal wii-nal, wii-plash, wii-knee, wii-atica – wii-njuries.” “Oh! I see. Well mom, really, if you weren’t so competitive, you probably … [Read more...]