Yes, gather your unassembled toys, your tools and your six-packs, folks. It’s that special night when reindeer fly, children dream, and parents assemble gifts. All. Night. Long. For such a wondrous, joyous, never-flippin’-ending occasion - and since I’ll be very busy this … [Read more...]

Investors were close to a state of “stampeding Titantic” panic as the EBBS market was thrown into “turmoil” as a result of the recent hard line the U.S. government has taken against Outsize Executive Bonuses. Investors, pension funds, and individuals had viewed the EBBS market, … [Read more...]

As millions of American children confront the first homework assignment of the new year, a recent education survey has revealed that seventy percent of American teenagers cannot locate France on a map and fifty five percent cannot locate, and identify, “the map” itself. Teachers … [Read more...]

I was talking to my wife on the phone when the woman walked in. “Wow!” I exclaimed. “Chris changed her hair. She looks great!” Ugh! How could I have been so stupid! I noticed something. Noticing something about another woman while talking to my wife also was an error in … [Read more...]