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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

While Your Life Is Good… I Have A Nice Long Name

By David Andrukonis

The difference is not an easily memorable phone number or a simple address, but the length of our names. Say, for the sake of argument, that there is a person named Tim Fu. Tim’s name would have a grand total of five letters, giving him a significant advantage in life over … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Go To The Dentist? I’d Rather Have A Baby!

By Cindy Dwyer

When I was in labor with our son, my husband turned to me, gently wiped the damp strands of hair out of my eyes and asked, “Is this really better than being at the dentist?” “Yes,” I gasped before the pain took my breath, and voice, away. In case it isn’t obvious, I hate going … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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Have You Met My Cousin, Feng Shui?

By Mary Ketarkus-Brown

New age stuff sells. I know because I've bought most of it. For me a "yes," "no," or "try again later" answer to major life decisions isn’t enough. To discover my cosmic life purpose I had my natal chart progressed and past life regressed. Turns out I was either Vlad the … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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Memoirs of a Mini-Van

By Terra O

Excitement pulses through my fuel line each time the key is turned to start my engine. I anticipate the events of each day with my family. As “boring old mini-vans” go, I’ve got it made. Being the main mode of transportation for Mom, Dad, and their small tribe of children, I … [Read more...]

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June/July 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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Get Fit Or Don’t

By Gregg Podolski

There’s an old saying that goes, "Everybody could stand to lose ten pounds." This is typically followed up with another old saying: "Please pass the chocolate-covered fat." In the summertime, as thousands flock to beaches -- or to theaters to watch movies about people flocking … [Read more...]

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