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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

A Small Pill A Day Keeps The Bomb Squad Away

By Kathleen Norton McNulty

There comes a time when a woman’s hormones start fleeing her body faster than a man can click past Lifetime or he can lie when his wife asks, “Who’s prettier, me or my sister?’’ At this stage, a woman of a certain age must decide if she wants “hormone replacement therapy’’ also … [Read more...]

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August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our August-September 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

I Didn’t Do Drugs In The Seventies

By Drew Miller

I didn't do drugs in the seventies. In an era when you could do time for doing thyme, to not do drugs was strictly a personal decision, not really a moral issue. Luckily, I never had to apologize for my non-peer pressure attitude. I was in the Coast Guard, I was everybody's … [Read more...]

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October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Oven Cleaner and the Holidays

By Cy Creed

Signs of the season are all around us. Christmas music in stores, catalogs invading our homes daily, houses with lights on them, annual suicide threats from my ex husband. Ah, nothing says Christmas more than a suicide threat and this year is no different. The build up begins … [Read more...]

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December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our December 2007-January 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Golf’s Longest Streak

By Tod McGinley

In our Florida senior retirement community where the average age is coma, the highlight event of the year is the Super Senior Men's golf tournament, for players 75 yrs. or older. This Fall the men went at it for two days and finally whittled down to two gents, Herbert, 76 yrs., … [Read more...]

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February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our February-March 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Last-Minute Tax Deductions

By Diana Estill

Every year I search for tax deductions to lower my bill to Uncle Sam. So far, the best way I’ve found to escape paying federal income tax is to remain unemployed. But if you were smarter than me and you actually earned something last year, it’s time to get creative. Don’t worry … [Read more...]

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