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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Mything Children

By David Crawford

I was walking down Orchard Street the other day, thinking about all the myths my mother told me as a kid, when I met a young man named Newton who had apple trees growing out of his head. To describe him is a bit of a challenge. He was tall and slender, clean shaven, and his … [Read more...]

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April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our April-May 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Dear Human Resources Representative

By Ann I.

I need to schedule another HR consultation. The situation grows increasingly dire with each passing day. I’m referring to inappropriate language, touching, and even nudity. I’m referring to blatant insubordination, and untenable working conditions. As per your earlier … [Read more...]

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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Paradise Lost?

By Charlie Taboada

“I’ve never been good at icebreakers. It really wasn’t until I moved out that I started, just talking to people. It’s not hard; “How’s it going?”, “What’s your name?”, “Where you from?” I learn a lot and likewise let people know about me. I guess that’s why I’m not very social up … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

POLIanTICS: A Primer for Those Who Don’t Know Their Left From Their Right

By William Schmitt

The French political philosopher, Alexis De Tocqueville, said that in a democracy, “We get the government we deserve.” That's why people don't like the French, they always blame the victim. I thought of this quote when I read an article that stated that elected officials scored … [Read more...]

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October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Anesthesia Anyone?

By Kathy Welch,

While vacationing in Las Vegas recently, my husband was admitted to the hospital for acute pancreatitis. He was almost readmitted to a local hospital for a heart attack when he received the bill in the mail. The following is a telephone conversation that took place regarding that … [Read more...]

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