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“Hello, you have reached the Crisis Center, may I help you?” “I doubt if anyone can help me.” “Well, I shall try my hardest and may I ask your name.” “I'm called Maude.” “May I call you Maude?” “Hell yes, that's all I hear all day long. It's 'Hey Maude, what's for breakfast, … [Read more...]
ANCHOR: VOICE OVER—AND NOW, HEMLOCK’S CHANNEL FIVE ALIVE AT FIVE EVENING NEWS , WITH ANCHORPERSONS ROD BRINKITE AND KIMBERLY AMBER. CAMERA MOVES IN FOR MEDIUM CLOSE UP ON 35 YEAR OLD SENIOR ANCHOR ROD BRINKITE, SMILING WITH HIS SPECTACULAR DENTAL IMPLANTS, AND ON 26 ½ YEAR OLD … [Read more...]
It’s the holiday season and time to consider gift ideas! Again! Instead of giving him a subscription to Jelly-Of-The-Month-Club, why not send Cousin Eddie to a cultural event? Because the Monster Truck Rally is sold-out, you choose nosebleed seats to—a BALLET! And that means … [Read more...]