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Ah, the workout. Our often futile attempt to get in shape. What shape? There are all kinds of shapes. A circle is a shape. If I choose to be a circle, that should be OK, right? Anyhow, there are different types of workouts you can find at the gym. And everyone's doing … [Read more...]
I can't believe its taken me this long to figure out: the kids are conspiring to drive me crazy. Not certifiable, just unhinged. I suspect they've been convening at midnight for strategizing sessions to plot my demise. I can only imagine they unfold a little something like this. … [Read more...]
"Every decade my brain loses its ability to recall painful events and instead translates the hard data into what neurologists call “palatable memory” which in layman terms means “lies”. This explains why women go through child birth more than once and why I drove my family to … [Read more...]
"Me to the Librarian: “Could you please help me find the decent craft books so my kids don’t give my parents another piece of painted garbage with buttons glued on it again for Christmas?” Librarian to Me: We’ve got a nice selection of children’s craft books over here… Me: … [Read more...]