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If you’re a frequent Maplewood, New Jersey train commuter, you’ve probably noticed the foul odor hitting you like a slimy smack in the nose at the far end of the tracks. For a long time commuters have simply put up with it, distracting themselves by focusing on the lovely … [Read more...]
For anyone who has been on a job search in the past 10 years, I can only assume that the topic (or skill) of “multi-tasking” has surfaced during your interview. Employers love to hire people who are proficient multi-taskers as this ability proves that the prospective employee has … [Read more...]
I have rabies. Okay, not really, but, I might as well since my symptoms closely resembles it –- foaming at the mouth, the desire to lunge for the throat of the nearest person, profuse sweating. It’s called peri-menopause. One morning, I woke up with an overwhelming desire to … [Read more...]
I’m off, kissing the dog and tossing a treat to my husband. By eight-thirty, I park outside the hot new club, Studio Code Blue, which caters to those heavily in denial. I enter, startled. The blinding fluorescent lights ensure no tripping. In the corner is a triage unit. EXIT … [Read more...]
If you should find yourself down the shore during the hot, sweaty, dog days of summer with no desire to sizzle on the beach or swelter on the boardwalk, perhaps you could try surreying, which is an inexpensive, enjoyable way to have a stroke. To clarify, a surrey is a type of … [Read more...]