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As I peel the black, sweat-ridden socks from my calloused soles, I hold one, loosely, in each hand: pinch at the tops where the feet go in. To keep my hands clean. Kind of. My palms: down-ward facing and concaved, halo my pinching fingers. The stench rises within the … [Read more...]
Yeppers, the die is cast. You’re going out on your own. I hear you. No more “kowtowing to ‘The Man,’”—if you really do talk like that. No more lots of things that are now just fond memories—the morning and evening commutes; meetings without end; insensitive supervisors and … [Read more...]
CENTRAL STATE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY ANNUAL PRISON REPORT Report compiled by: Lloyd Stanley, Warden Population at beginning of year: 12425 Population at end of year: 12311, net loss 114. Steps are being taken to get more cooperation with police and DAs to bring us up … [Read more...]
Life’s memories are as common as street posts. I marked my progress traveling through life by being a slave to fashion with milestones of brilliance on the road of Haute Couture. My travels began with blue velvet elephant ear bell bottom pants, the premiere statement of a … [Read more...]
Being a bachelor and abhorring restaurant dining, I cook for myself; and I’m a darn good cook and dish washer. American restaurant food is too salty and greasy, and it’s loaded with carcinogenic nitrates. Why do American restaurateurs think we crave all that garbage? The day’s … [Read more...]