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A mother often finds herself in a position where she must look into the mournful eyes of her little girl and lie to her. My mother was no exception to this rule. As the mother of two little girls myself, I can see how the treachery begins. It usually starts with a small little … [Read more...]
After buying my first home not too long ago, I decided I was ready for the miracle of motherhood. Initially I considered a dog, but after some consideration and what ifs, I opted for a cat. But first to maneuver the gauntlet of approval that is the cat lady. This is usually … [Read more...]
Many of you may have seen the movie Fantastic Voyage which was about the adventures of the crew of a tiny spaceship which was shrunk in size and injected into a human body. I hate to toot my own horn, but Columbia Pictures has just offered me a contract to be the set of the … [Read more...]
Could someone please talk to pilots? After paying way too much for the free drinks, I am securely buckled in my first class seat. Passengers are settling in as the pilot has the audacity to start with this:“Good evening folks. Welcome aboard.” This would have been enough … [Read more...]
Having been single for 22 years of my 21 year-old life, I know a lot about relationships. Naturally, the following conversation is one I find myself having with friends a lot: “How do you grocery shop with your boyfriend?” Friend: “Just tell him you’re going grocery … [Read more...]