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I recently saw an article headline on a Woman’s magazine that read; 99 Ways to Please a Woman. Now if you are thinking that it referred to 99 Ways to Please a Woman in Bed, you’re obviously a man. To a woman, sex would be pretty far down the list. From a woman’s perspective, the … [Read more...]
There are people who live within their means and people who live beyond their means. Since my husband and I didn’t want to go broke buying lottery tickets as a means for becoming millionaires, we drafted a household budget. We started watching our pennies and started watching … [Read more...]
(PHONE RINGS) “Good morning, Fat Ass Airlines, Cliff speaking, how may I help you?” “So that wasn’t a joke? I saw your ad and I had to make sure.” “No sir, we at Fat Ass Airlines don’t think the present discomfort of air traveling public is a joke.” “Well, what’s the … [Read more...]
"After hearing the evidence, I will record a verdict of natural causes." -- John Owen "After smelling the evidence, I will record a verdict of natural causes." -- Jeff Brown As I took Arlo for a walk this morning, I was deeply disturbed by the amount of (how shall I put this?) … [Read more...]
Given life’s pitfalls, there aren’t enough hours in a day for meditative skills that will transform me into the Dalai Mama. The Tibetan head of holiness says that love, compassion, and forgiveness should be a part of our daily lives. Since this mantra is sometimes hard to follow, … [Read more...]