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I went to an UFO convention out of curiosity and a need to see something bizarre. Before I set forth on my journey, I would have categorized it as fringe entertainment along with professional wrestling, Civil War reenactments and lingerie football. I also went with the … [Read more...]
“I knew foxes are quite often rabid, so I knew he was up to no good.” This is a direct quote. It is a direct quote from a North Carolina woman who woke up to find a rabid fox attacking her foot. She was in bed, her own—sleeping, at night, inside her house. The house had walls, … [Read more...]
The heart-doctor put it to me straight: You have got to get serious about relaxing. Your heart cannot take more stress. I recommend you start right away. In short, the doctor had ordered me to, aggressively relax. Thinking about the problem and possible solutions, of course, … [Read more...]
My neighbors Wanda June and Leonard worry about senility, and if truth be known, they have reason for some of those worries. They watch Dr. Oz religiously and have taken to drinking some kind of green sludge as a preventative. In addition, Leonard is doing Sudoku puzzles, and … [Read more...]
In a sleek corked bottle Breathes a potion that people coddle. Smooth and delicate to the taste Makes it’s consumer leave no waste. It’s bubbly, ubbly, wubbly woo. Makes me pose a toast from me to you. Soothing my mind and relaxing my body Helping me to be the life of the … [Read more...]