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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

So You Want To Be A Librarian, Huh?

By S. Mahler

Notion #1 - Working in a library looks like really interesting/stimulating work. Reality: Not really. Having worked in retail for seven years, I can say it's akin to working in that industry, being a police officer, an orderly in a psych ward, or in a day care facility for … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

500 Channels And Counting

By Carl Megill

Hungry for entertainment? Tired of the same old, same old? Then call your cable company today and order The Fish Channel. It’s true, and it’s popular. The whole premise is a television camera focused on an aquarium full of tropical fish. That’s it. You probably could call it “the … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Words I Thought I’d Never Say – “Hey, I’m A Soccer Mom!”

By Terri Spilman

“I’ll be damned if I’m gonna be another chubby, bleached-blonde soccer mom driving her kids around in a mini-van with one hand on the steering wheel and a Big Mac in the other.” I believe those were my exact words after living a childless lifestyle for forty years when welcoming … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

When My Clothes Threatened to Kill Me

By Judith Veoukas

Help! “What now?” my husband called from the other room. “I’mcaughtinmysweater.” “Huh,” he hollered. “I can’t make out what you’re saying.” How could he? I had a bulky sweater stuck over my head and face, blocking my mouth and thus my ability to speak coherently. The reason I … [Read more...]

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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

What If?

By Carlos Arnade

History lovers often take their inner brains on-- what if—trips. Ask any history buff, professor or amateur, --what if the Chinese had discovered America? The history person will withdraw from all conversation and sit motionless; and behind walled-off glazed eyes, appear to be … [Read more...]

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