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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

The Showering Connoisseur

By Kathryn McFadden

Closing Scene: Twenty-three days pass. It's midnight. The shower cascades micro-beads of titillating moisture over my tired, jet-lagged body. I've been traveling twenty-four horrible hours, starting in Zagreb, Croatia and ending in Reno, Nevada. Fitful flights recede into the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

My Shocking Secret

By Christa McKibben

I had a shocking secret. I was a 40 year old woman who couldn’t cook. A “homemaker” no less. I dreaded the recipe exchange e-mails and dinner idea discussions with other moms. I had an arsenal of canned answers to “What are you making for dinner tonight?” The deception went deep … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Lloyd Re-Enlisted?

By Lloyd S.

Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. What a dream! No, it was not a nightmare, like the ones I had after the war. I was in the Army again, I mean Basic Training at good old Fort Lost In The Woods. That place had to have been chosen because of its Korean like weather, roasting … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Beer Served by Loving Hands

By Chris Weilert

Some folks like their chocolate, others like coffee, I like beer. I don’t like the fact that beer prices always go up but never down like gas prices. So if I want beer, I got to pony up and pay the price for my vice. There are those who are loyal to brands and styles. I do like … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Skirts v. Skins

By Barry Parham

As an adult (sic), one discovery I keep making is that most of what we were taught in school is bunk. Reams of facts with a Real World Reusability Factor of zero. I don't know about you, but in my social circles, the per capita income of pre-industrial Europe almost never comes … [Read more...]

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