There are certain things kids are not inclined to do. Buy a time share, turn off light switches, or acquire the art of conventional cooking. My cutie pie dear of a daughter abides by her own rules of steering clear of doing anything in the kitchen that requires more than two … [Read more...]

Is it any wonder we have gross national debt when the streets are lined with upscale and beyond ridiculous pricey shops to tempt our weaknesses for splurging? My willpower is strong knowing my bankroll won’t buy me crumbs at the corner bakery. The only time I gave in to an … [Read more...]

OK, I went on-line and apparently he is “an American football player”. More specifically, he is a “dual threat quarterback,” much like I‘m a dual threat driver – I’m old and reckless. Apparently no one has “seen anything like it” – and that goes for both of us too. He’s … [Read more...]

"When you write the story," she begged, "do you promise to be discreet?" I agreed, knowing that "discreet" is a vague term and that verbal contracts mean nothing. But I am feeling benevolent tonight, so I will acquiesce and withhold her real name. Henceforth, I shall simply … [Read more...]

Choosing and buying a car is a task that requires a game plan to take on the bloodthirsty sharks that work on car lots. If you get caught up in their selling spiel, you could be impulse buying within the first twenty minutes. Trust me, when I bought a chopper motorcycle instead … [Read more...]