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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Candidates Demand Americans Return to Using Roman Numerals

By Carlos Arnade

A growing number of political candidates, and an uncountable number of their supporters, have demanded the United States return to using Roman Numerals for all business and budget transactions. Warning that U.S. citizens must be on alert for suspicious looking symbols (that … [Read more...]

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February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

On Traversing The Five Stages Of Grief While Skydiving After Forgetting To Put On A Parachute

By Pete Ballard

A lot of things go through your mind when you skydive out of an airplane at 12,500 feet and you realize you forgot to put on your parachute. Things like: “I cannot believe I just jumped out of an airplane at 12,500 feet and forgot to put on my parachute.” That’s my first one. My … [Read more...]

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February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

What if the World Were Run By The Airline Industry

By Wayne Chan

A few days ago I flew to Seattle on a business trip. Now, I’ve flown all over the world, for work and vacations alike, and you’d think I’d be used to the service (or lack thereof) that one typically gets on an economy flight nowadays. You would think so, but you would be … [Read more...]

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February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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Kiddie Games Teach Poor Morals

By Eric Charbonnel

“Many of the games we teach our children are actually the things that rob them of their innocence. In order to stop this madness, we mustn’t allow our children to ever play or have fun. Unless of course, it is in the best interest of Mongolia” - Genghis Khan’s … [Read more...]

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February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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Screening for Sainthood

By Patty Clark

On May 1, 2011, the late Pope John Paul moved a step closer to becoming a saint in a jubilant ceremony that drew over one and a half million people revering the pontiff. Wouldn’t we all like to be worthy of beatification in our lives? Then it dawned on me. Who makes these … [Read more...]

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