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Blanche and John Bickerson's divorce was finalized yesterday at the Summerfield County courthouse. The Honorable Homer Huggins presided over the proceedings. Blanche Bickerson accused her husband of unfaithfulness, drunkenness, snoring and lack of support. John responded with … [Read more...]
First, an apology: An outpouring of grief has no place as a humor contest entry. I need, however, an audience for my sorrow. Please hear me out. A death is never pleasant. This one hit me especially hard. The loss created an empty space in my life but because of the … [Read more...]
I have a smallpox scar. I have a smallpox scar from having smallpox stuffed into me with a needle by the government. I was five when the government gave me smallpox. Okay, they gave me a teeny, tiny speck of smallpox, but the scar is still ugly. Since then, I’ve been inoculated, … [Read more...]
Living on a boat is a lifestyle choice. Things that you take for granted on land take on a whole new meaning on the ocean. Like the adage 'bucket and chuck it'. No problem, I hear you say. Necessity is the mother of invention. Improvise! Except when I used the receptacle it had … [Read more...]
“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we lead.” -Flora Whittemore “The doors I open and close each day on my cat box cabinet help keep the yucky stuff inside.” -Jeff Brown “I didn’t even know these things existed,” I said to my wife as I surfed the Internet. … [Read more...]