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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Ready for the “Big Boy” Chair

By Wendy D'Alessandro

Our pediatric dentist is like family. For nearly 14 years he has watched my kids grow from toddlers to teenagers. He has, in fact, watched me grow from a 20-something mom to a 40-something mom. He’s a great guy who makes going to the dentist a painless experience for my kids. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Mommie Dearest I Have Been

By Miranda Gargasz

I think I must be channeling Joan Crawford. At least my oldest son thinks so. He is astounded at the things I expect from him, and frankly I’ve been feeling a little evil about them, too. For instance, since birth my Jimmy has hated to bathe. I have photos of this little … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

A Brief Primer on Mannequins

By Chason Gordon

Because we as humans are not stackable on shelves in small square piles, it was necessary to create mannequins. That is essentially the history. I could mention old kings using wooden torsos to avoid the hassle of fittings, or the early fashion dolls of the 1700s advertising … [Read more...]

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August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

The Red Carpet Caper

By Ridgely Johnson

“You want to return how many towels?” the displeased clerk at Sears asked. I uttered, “27,” without moving my lips, hoping this would lessen the impact. Apparently this had no effect. She gave me a triple ‘I can’t believe it eye-roll’ before she even looked at the paperwork. I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August-September 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Wisconsin Sasquatch?

By Richard S

Every good story has a little history to it. This one began several years ago when a sighting of a large creature was reported and it seemed to be carrying a goat. It made the rounds in our local newspapers. At the time I was in a softball league and a neighbor of mine, Wally, … [Read more...]

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