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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Break-Up Hair

By Siobhan Graham

This is a shout-out to the “break-up” hair! I bet you’re sitting there thinking to yourself, what is this mysterious break-up hair she is speaking of...? We’ll as every young relationship ignites and burns, it also simmers and is doused by the unforgiving true-self of your former … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Locked In My FreeCell

By Tom Harris

I'm beginning to feel like a mad scientist. Not the mad scientist in the middle of the movie when he has been overtaken by his madness and is intent on destroying the world. Of course, the cinematic mad scientist, besides being mad, is brilliant enough to wreak havoc all over the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

The Sudden Urge

By Tom Harris

A half mile beyond the rest area I had opted not to stop at, the smoothly flowing traffic that was sweeping me along found itself behind a procession of cars, vans, SUVs, pickup trucks, semis and busses that had stopped proceeding. Three lanes of idling, pollution belching … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

The Slang Gods Have Spoken

By Virginia Jacobson

The written language is the benchmark of whether a civilization is considered to be intelligent or not. If archeologists can’t find a written record left behind, an extinct society is often deemed “primitive” or “less developed intellectually.” What did these drawings really … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Phraseology

By Tripp Maxwell

Here are some phrases commonly used by people that often mean something entirely different: 1. I hate to tell you I told you so. Real meaning: I’m going to love every minute of this. 2. Does this outfit make me look fat? Real meaning: I don’t think it does, so you better not … [Read more...]

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