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The George and Jeanne lifestyle centers around eating, sleeping and watching TV. As we reclined on the sofa, our protruding stomachs made great book holders. In retrospect, this was not good. We decided to create our own diet plan without consulting any so-called experts. George … [Read more...]
Recently, news has hit our country warning us of a new flu virus. The virus is called H1N1 or the swine flu. The term, swine flu, originates from the fact that the genes in this virus are very similar to influenza viruses found in pigs in North America. Sadly, many pigs who … [Read more...]
For a humor writer I sure cry an awful lot. Ever since I gave birth to my first son, my eyes have been little brown geysers just waiting to blow. I don’t even have to know you to be moved to tears by you. Just show me some neighborhood children walking to school with their … [Read more...]
Being over 50 I have come to the conclusion that "being nice" is waaaaaaay over-rated. Sometimes I dream about giving a scorpion as a present. Why not? It's for an ex boss that has everything. I know what your thinking. Yes, I would have it gift wrapped with a matching bow. I'm … [Read more...]
I turned 57 today, and I'm not too happy about it. Everything about getting old is bad, at least physically. I just got back from our annual family reunion (see my Pulitzer Prize-losing article, Reunions Aren't for Sissies) and when my brothers and I lined up for the family … [Read more...]