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News from the Future The funeral business has always been considered immune to economic slowdowns. Death doesn’t take a vacation during a recession. But now the industry faces a trend that could eat away at its armor for decades to come; fewer and fewer people are dying. These … [Read more...]
Analysis and Critique I’m good at some things and terrible at others. I can’t sing and I can’t cook. I know enough to refrain from the first and to keep the second as simple as possible. I’m good with my hands and I can do a lot of things that other people cannot. I can … [Read more...]
A Personal Message from DoomSayersDirect.com Dear Recipient: We are sorry to inform you that your present situation has reached an unsatisfying (for you) conclusion. Although (because yours is a secured file), we are not privy to information on the type of relationship in … [Read more...]
I found a cryptic note in the laundry room the other day, pinned haphazardly to a well-worn bath towel on the floor. It said: “Dear lady of the house—I am your towel. And I’m throwing myself in.” I couldn’t believe what I was reading! My towels and I have been together for a … [Read more...]
“Before you read the mail, we need to talk,” I told my husband. “No good ever comes from those words,” he replied as he eyed the mail on the table. “Why do you say that, “I inquired. “Well, last week you needed to talk after watching ‘Oprah’ and proceeded to tell me what my … [Read more...]