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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Pocketbook Parameters

By Diane R.

Having five sisters does present some additional hurdles in life; more long distance phone calls, extra company on the weekends, and a myriad of relationship triangles, however, you do have access to more advice than someone from a family with the national average of only 1.3 … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Airlines Stop Providing Seats On Domestic Flights

By Scott Sleek

News from the Future In their latest effort to trim operating costs, both AmeriUnited Airlines and Continental Airlines announced yesterday that they will no longer provide seating for coach passengers on domestic flights. “Because of escalating costs and continued net losses, … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

My Neighborhood Bank

By Ann Thomas

I’ve noticed, as I’ve grown Unmistakably Old, that everything seems to be changing. Yesterday morning was a perfect example. It was my day for banking. Every week I make a deposit, and then cash a small check. Since this is not what anyone would call living on the edge, there was … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Man For All Seasons, Woman Of All Fashions

By Katherine Turski

The Man For All Seasons There are men who want us to believe they’re like an SUV. They’re rugged, and can travel any terrain. They’re impervious to mud, rain, sleet, and broiling temperatures. These are the guys who, in hundred degree heat, walk calmly through an asphalt … [Read more...]

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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Madoff WILL Be Free Again

By Kevin Craner

“Impossible,” you’ll say. “It can’t be done.” Well that’s why I’m Bernie Madoff and you’re not. You probably think that my being aged 71 with a sentence of 150 years equals ol’ Bernie never getting out of the hole. I, on the other hand, simply see it as swindling death. I pulled … [Read more...]

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