Across England crowds erupted in protest in opposition to the United Nation’s human diversity report, which recently published genetic sequences of human subjects from six continents. The British were not just upset over results which showed that human beings, everywhere, had … [Read more...]

A team of Pentagon budget planners, economists, and psychologists recently analyzed forty years worth of personal finance data from twenty-four U.S. cities and reported that eighty-six percent of American adults and ninety-four percent of American teenagers should be been … [Read more...]

I know that parents wear many hats—Nurse, Teacher, Police Man, Taxi Driver, Midnight Diapernator—but I must have missed the chapter that describes the overwhelming duties of Tradition Keeper. This job comes with a ceremonial headdress that only an anthropologist could love. Over … [Read more...]

Okay, now that I have your attention, it’s highly unlikely that I would actually go through with the kidnapping. Besides the obvious concerns of serving significant jail time and not having the technology to monitor who has read this, there are numerous other factors. First off, … [Read more...]

I enjoy playing video games from time to time. I have invested in several video game systems over the years. After all, I like it better to play on my Sokitumi 3000 at home than paying a week’s wages in quarters in an arcade. There are two reasons for this: 1. Arcades are not on … [Read more...]