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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

A Walk On The Wild Side

By Judi Veoukas

My mother called me recently. I love her dearly but within the first 8 seconds of a conversation, she starts sounding like the adults on a Charlie Brown cartoon and I wander. Occasionally she does refocus my attention with a carefully placed word. Chocolate, coffee, money and the … [Read more...]

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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Intelligent Cars Prone to Road Rage

By Scott Sleek

News from the Future June 2029 - The world’s top automaker on Monday issued a recall on 2027, 2028 and 2029 models of the FreeWheeler, the selfReliant, and the Auto Nomis. The move was made under pressure from the Consumer Product Safety Commission, which has received numerous … [Read more...]

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June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Side Effects

By Eileen Mitchell

It frightens me to think that, one day, I may have to count myself among the millions of people who take prescription medications. I know that I shouldn’t be afraid. These medicines have been developed by some of the finest minds in medical research. Developed and improved upon … [Read more...]

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AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Laundryville … Where Life Lessons Are Free

By Vicky DeCoster

Somewhere in the distance, I heard the sound of coin after coin dropping into a silver tray. I jerked awake expecting to find myself in a Las Vegas casino, sitting next to a gray-haired lady with an unfiltered cigarette dangling from her mouth who just happened to have a lucky … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

A Dinosaur Named Who?

By Sue Anna Langenberg

A friend admitted that she had way too much time at an airport recently. She had done her exercise walk and had removed her terrorist gear from her eye shadow brush. So she moseyed around to look in the shops with two “Ps” and an “E,” or quaint, high-end shoppes. It so happens … [Read more...]

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