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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Economics Forecast By State Of Bathrooms

By Burton Cole,

Times are tough. You can tell by peeking in the bathroom. The plight of a person’s checkbook can be told by the ply of his toilet paper, according to economists. I’m not sure when economics schools began teaching toilet paper as a financial barometer, but there it is. As the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

By Stephen Joseph

There is a world-wide economic recession, the Big Three automakers are on the brink of bankruptcy and Bernard Madoff has stolen your entire life savings. Everywhere you look, it’s the same old story: no one has any money coming in. Somehow, you have to feed yourself and your … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Application Anxiety

By Mary Kirchhoff

It’s tough being unemployed. But the lack of money, food and shelter doesn’t compare with the misery of the job hunting process itself. The applications employers want you to fill out for these low paying, loser jobs are worse than working outside in sub zero temperatures while … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2008-January 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Ten Years After

By Dan McGinley

You work in a place ten years; you see things coming a mile away. “I’m history, “ I told the survey crew chief. “The job board is blank under my name, for all of next week.” “But we have a great back log, and you work like a maniac. You have a family, and they’re all about … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

How I Became Jealous Of A Club Sandwich

By Tripp Maxwell

I’ve been dating Jennifer for five months. She has this one small idiosyncrasy. Every meal she eats, about five bites in she starts making these noises, “Hmmm….Ohh..” This continues every few bites until the meal is finished. It doesn’t seem to matter what she’s eating, it’s … [Read more...]

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