Around this time last year, a proposed parenting memoir by Britney Spears' mother was "delayed indefinitely" after her 16 year-old daughter Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. Of course, Britney Spears' mom putting out a book about successful parenting is kinda … [Read more...]

The remnants of Western civilization smolder in ruins as the forces of the National Guard, American Red Cross and Anderson Cooper try to calm the survivors of today’s disaster and restore order. Earlier this morning, Taco Bell food sprang to life with the abilities to become … [Read more...]

SECRETS OF THE AFTERLIFE Dying is the most humiliating form of outsourcing. It's not easy to accept that our life can be lived better and cheaper by someone else. Some people believe this mortifying termination comes with a generous severance package. On our last day, we'll box … [Read more...]

(Author's last name withheld by request.) Every so often a movie starts with its original ending but based on audience feedback sometimes ends up with a completely different ending. “Pretty Woman” is one such movie. I guess the original had Julia Robert’s character not ending up … [Read more...]