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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Selected Words And Phrases From The Baby Boomer Dictionary

By Stephen Joseph

A. Anacin episode: The huge headache you get when being informed that the factory where you have slogged for the past thirty-two years is closing down because the labor is cheaper in Tijuana, Mexico. B. Bloomingdale moment: When you suddenly realize the exact same raincoat that … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Twice Bitten

By Kim Schultz

Thud. I hear something in my window. I look at my clock. 2:17am. I’m in St. Paul, MN in bed in my cute apartment in a questionable neighborhood, alone. I start to panic. Burglar? Thud…I get out of bed and go to the window, cause clearly if it’s an intruder, the safest thing to do … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

The Secret Truth Behind Diners

By Joel Schwartzberg

Just like everyone in the Northeast has a favorite road rage swear word, so too does every man, woman, and child in the urban Northeast have a favorite diner, and I mean everyone: Steak-lovers, vegans, politicians, Average Joes, kids, seniors, people who put ketchup on their … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Yellow Jackets, Tight Pants

By Mary Tompsett

Uh-oh. A black-and-yellow fuzzball the size of a winged guinea pig is straddling my sandwich. Whew! It’s a bumble bee, not a wasp. In the bug world, bees are the football linemen, intimidating yet mild-mannered, usually history majors. But the wasp families, including hornets and … [Read more...]

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June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2008 Humor Writing Contest!

Teed Off

By John Brazell

I was standing on number one tee last Monday excited and glad to be there. It was not unusual as like any golfer worth his four-letter word vocabulary, this was going to be my new best round. On or about the fourth hole I was wondering why I was there, which also is not unusual, … [Read more...]

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