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I am sure that my younger sister has attention deficit disorder. Yes, I know she is thirty five. I don’t care. I swear this is her problem. I offer as proof a recent phone conversation I attempted to have with her. I am not sure whether or not she ever actually absorbed the … [Read more...]
Us guys look for many different qualities in a girl when looking for love: her sense of humor, physical appearance, compassion, looks, generosity, physical attractiveness, sensitivity, and what she looks like are all very important. Of these attributes, intelligence is often … [Read more...]
Growing up, I noticed that there was a big difference between the people I knew who played tennis and the people I knew who golfed. The difference was I didn’t know any people who played golf. But we all played tennis. A lot of us kids went to the backboards or the courts at the … [Read more...]
Years ago my parents left for a quiet little Shangri La retirement community in Florida, where everything from groceries to church is within range of a pink or blue golf cart, and their backyard overlooks the seventeenth green. Every blade of grass and tropical bush is groomed by … [Read more...]
Okay, kids, let’s talk sin. As in the seven “deadly.” Can you name them with me? Pride, Greed, Envy, Grumpy, Gluttony, Sloth, and…the last one….? Dopey! Somehow I imagine these sins as short, and whistling. Nevertheless, they torment me, not with guilt, but with a nagging sense … [Read more...]