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I am so embarrassed! My sweetie and I just got busted for parking. Yeah, that’s right, nearly 50 and graying, lit up by a deputy’s spotlight on the prowl for overly enthusiastic teenagers. That was the exciting part. What shamed us was what he caught us doing -- absolutely … [Read more...]
Here’s the deal, if you finish the toilet paper, replace the toilet paper! Don’t even think that by leaving two sheets of paper on the roll means you’re Scott free (sorry, I couldn’t resist), you’re not. Two sheets to wipe a #2 is two too few. Also, if you do get a new roll, … [Read more...]
All vegetable gardeners know there is one magical moment when the garden harvest yields the perfect variety of produce to actually make a dish. It happened to me last week. I had vine ripe tomatoes, fresh garlic, a large onion and jalapeños. Time to make some homemade salsa. I … [Read more...]
Note: The following is a work of fiction. Captured from an Email exchange: To: B_Belichik@cheaters.nfl From: KoB@playaz.nba Date: June 24 2008 1:01pm Subject: Winning the big one Bill; Hey, Bill; My name is Kobe, and I just lost the NBA championship. Maybe ya heard. That … [Read more...]
"Mystery Writing 101" Section 1143 Prof. Moriarty Word Choice Quiz (25 Points) (Fine tuning language is an essential part of the writing process. Select the word or phrase that best improves the following passage. For this exercise, use of dictionary, BlackBerry, apothecary, … [Read more...]