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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Pardon My Baby’s Hand in Your Purse

By Paige Kellerman

Talking to God is a good thing. Sometimes I like to close my eyes and quietly go through the things I could be doing better. I unload my burdens, center myself and listen to the sound of old ladies being slapped in the back of the head....er...maybe not. But, as our Sundays have … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Cow-Hunting in Connecticut

By Joseph Fusco

Tucked away in the southwest corner of Connecticut, the Nutmeg State, is the quaint hamlet of Plainsfolk. Rolling hills of green pasture, winding dirt roads, scattered barb wire dot the postcard-landscape. In the furthest corner of Plainsfolk sits a weathered red barn on 10 … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

She Who Laughed Last

By Sandra Fischer

Euleila Ann most likely came into this world laughing instead of crying. She said she inherited her sense of humor, because she loved to tell people how she got her name. “You heard right - my name is Euleila Ann - that’s pronounced ’you lay la’and it’s a very special name. You … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Another Dimension of Time and Toilets

By Heather Davis

While shopping for an elusive and particular pair of shorts for picky Daughter 1, we discovered a fairly large thrift shop. Since I wasn’t even certain that the shorts Daughter 1 was looking for even existed outside of her little imagination, it couldn’t hurt to check out the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Nose Nut

By Peter Quinn

Cursed with my intelligence but blessed with her mother’s good looks, The Princess, my 19-month-old daughter stood there triumphant. This was by far her crowning achievement, a new milestone, beating out the time she filled her mouth full of dog food. There she stood with a … [Read more...]

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