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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Creating Chaos From Order

By Pete Ballard

[Council Officers: Nicholas, Terry, Sybil; Rabble-rousers: Tibbs, Polly; Full bladder: Audrey] Nicholas: “The first meeting of the Council will now come to order.” Tibbs: “Order what? Take-out?” Polly: “I have been craving Thai.” Tibbs: “What about fish?” Polly: “Who … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Go to Bed Mad, Please!

By Rachel Turner

I am an expert on marriage. What can I say…I just “get it”. This is why, whenever possible, I like to share my wisdom with young married people seeking answers. Some advice I like to give includes the concept of just keeping your husband’s expectations really low. He thinks … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

SNAPPED!

By Juliana LeRoy

If you have ever seen an episode of “Snapped!” you will recognize the pattern. Each tells the story of some family’s unraveling, usually ending in a suspicious disappearance or crime. They always start out with close-up shots of family photos, everyone all smiling and … [Read more...]

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June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

My Day on the Summit

By Hank Greene

I was 10 years old, frozen with fear atop a snow-covered hill, boots strapped into my snowboard, staring down at the man made ski jump I been instructed to go off. I looked over at my snowboarding instructor, certain he was trying to kill me for the betterment of the class, and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our June-July 2011 Humor Writing Contest!

Chocolate

By Robert Curreli

The experts say that chocolate is good for you – in moderation. I suppose anything is good for you in moderation except maybe hemlock. (Google Socrates). They say the darker the chocolate, the better. Imagine strawberries dipped in dark chocolate. That would have to be the … [Read more...]

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