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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

60 – The New Coming Of Age?

By Sandra Seitz

When I think of the phrase, "coming of age," I've decided it fits where I am right now. Sixty. Yes, I am 60. In my opinion, I am "coming of age" and my so-called Tween years are between "responsible, contributing to society" adult and "wise old woman." You know what I mean. The … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Notes From Under the Bus

By Dan McGinley

I used to work with a bunch of guys who made ugly sport of throwing people under the bus. Every article of clothing in my meager collection has a huge pair of tire tracks crisscrossing the fabric. I would also tell you that my face has a pair of tracks showing, but that’s just my … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Minor Details When Buying Real Estate

By Dan McGinley

Here’s some pointers for purchasing a home in this struggling economy. Despite rumors, they were gathered after several intensive interviews with real estate experts, and years of research. Cats had nothing to do with it: Someone tapping Morse code from the septic tank is never … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

Diary Of A Mad Car Strife

By Tom Luddecke

Cars, can’t live with them, can’t blow them up in a public display of anger and frustration. The scenario is all too familiar. You get a new car, or a new used car and most everything goes well for the honeymoon period. You’re best of buds with your new set of wheels. Then … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our February-March 2009 Humor Writing Contest!

How To Sleep With A Man… And Actually Get Some Rest

By Shelly Gates

I want to teach a class on sleeping with men, but it would not be about sex. It would be on how to fall asleep crowded into a tiny corner of the bed, with no covers, while listening to loud snoring. Most women accomplish this feat through sheer exhaustion, but there are better … [Read more...]

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