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We Brits have a worldwide - no, make that a galaxy wide - reputation for thinking that the humble cup of tea, the “cuppa,” is derived from a leafy elixir that can ease and perhaps even cure all of life’s woes. Bad news from the Doctor – oh, we’ll pop the kettle on; he’s been … [Read more...]
I was walking down Orchard Street the other day, thinking about all the myths my mother told me as a kid, when I met a young man named Newton who had apple trees growing out of his head. To describe him is a bit of a challenge. He was tall and slender, clean shaven, and his … [Read more...]
It happens to all guys, and it will happen to you. Heck, it HAS happened to you. You’re strolling down the street hand in hand with your beloved, when suddenly her grip stiffens, her speech becomes staccato, and then five minutes later, when your mind is on something else, she … [Read more...]
I recently went to my dermatologist to have a suspicious red spot on my stomach checked out. Of course, to see my dermatologist I had to have called for an appointment about twenty-five years ago, so I ended up seeing the Physician Assistant. Whenever I see a Physician Assistant … [Read more...]
I just do not understand grocery stores. When I read the sign “Express Lane: ten items or less,” I was under the impression that this was a lane for people in a hurry. I was clearly mistaken. This is a lane for people who cannot count. It seemed simple enough—ten items or less. … [Read more...]