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Around this time last year, a proposed parenting memoir by Britney Spears' mother was "delayed indefinitely" after her 16 year-old daughter Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant. Of course, Britney Spears' mom putting out a book about successful parenting is kinda … [Read more...]
I’ve been dating Jennifer for five months. She has this one small idiosyncrasy. Every meal she eats, about five bites in she starts making these noises, “Hmmm….Ohh..” This continues every few bites until the meal is finished. It doesn’t seem to matter what she’s eating, it’s … [Read more...]
(Note: The “Boyfriend” mentioned in the following essay may or may not be myself. In addition, the “Girlfriend” mentioned may or may not be my actual girlfriend who wishes to remain anonymous. There! Happy, honey?) Valentine’s Day is next week and I need to think of a gift for … [Read more...]
(Author's last name withheld by request.) Parents, caregivers, all manner of grown-ups, take heed! In what seemed like a typical drop-off at preschool this morning, I fear I intercepted an intricate and sophisticated plot. First of all, things fell eerily silent. Not one "Mommy" … [Read more...]
I don't know if you experience the Oh-My-God-He-Bought-Me-Lingerie-for-Christmas-Again syndrome this time of year, but it hits this house about every second or third year. Don't get me wrong. The sentiment is wonderful. (Not to mention that I am sure in giving you the expensive … [Read more...]