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Always, the Lake Superior of spills happens when I'm driving at 70 MPH on an expressway with two screaming children and searching for a pinhead exit on a map. With dread, I glance back. Red ooze sinks into the carpet so that the dealership can talk us down on price when we … [Read more...]
Election officials have unveiled a new proposal for ensuring fair U.S. voting protocols in 2008. The recommended program was developed by 14 year-old Kelly Ashley. Ashley was selected after winning a nationwide contest sponsored by Diebold Election Systems, Halliburton, FOX News, … [Read more...]
I’ve been sick the last few days. This is considered a blessing in disguise for the rest of my family because I tend to let a lot of things slide when I’m not feeling well. As a result, nothing gets done. When mama ain’t working, nobody’s working. My husband told me I probably … [Read more...]
On the second Sunday of May, children from all over the mighty U. S. of A. honor Mom with gifts of cards, flowers, and meals not prepared by Mom’s fair hands. Many mothers really enjoy such niceties. They live for such things. I’m not one of them. I’m far too cynical to fall for … [Read more...]
Have you considered the worldwide havoc that would be wreaked when remote controls go bad? We could end up watching shows we never meant see, such as the educational ones. True, something this unspeakable rarely occurs. But a recent scare left me fretting about the … [Read more...]