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The Fat Fairy flew in last night. She flits into my bedroom, sparkly wings creating the tiniest breeze. She wore a rhinestone-encrusted cape, pink tights and a tiara. She got right to work, pat-patting a new layer of fat onto my thighs. She never stops to talk. She’s too busy … [Read more...]
He’s back! Stallone has decided to resuurect the career of boxing's answer to Hoffman's Rainman. Forget the fact that Rocky Balboa is now older than Mick was in the original Rocky. The loveable pugilist with more comebacks to his credit than CHER has returned to make us believe … [Read more...]
People work from home for all sorts of reasons. Some like wearing their pajamas to work. Others wish to avoid office politics. I have a more personal reason. It means I'm the only person home when the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue arrives. As a wife and mother of two … [Read more...]
At some point during your work year there comes a time when the annual “evaluation of work performance” takes place. Which is basically, when management tells you how they are going to screw you over. Here is a fictional excerpt from an “employee evaluation”: Management: As you … [Read more...]
Are your files in disarray, recipe cards dog- eared and the magazine articles you clipped, strewn everywhere? There’s no need to fear, “Office Supply Man” is here. He’ll organize your file drawers in a single afternoon, laminate your recipes before you even miss them and labels … [Read more...]