Although I write about my husband and his many hilarious ways of reacting and doing things, I do love and appreciate him. I know he loves me, too. On Valentine's Day when I turned on the kitchen light, there on the counter was a bouquet of flowers with a box of chocolates. My … [Read more...]

I hope this isn’t too personal but… I’ve developed an unusual attachment to something and don’t know how to break it off. My husband is jealous, but it’s not what you think. I’ve fallen in love with my space heater. The affair started a month ago, just after we were directed … [Read more...]

My son is fast approaching that dreaded age of two. The “terrible twos” -– known to strike fear into the hearts of all parents –- is that developmental period when the child you once knew can suddenly seem like an alien creature. I’ve already detected some not-so-subtle changes … [Read more...]

Dear Cell Phone, I’ve been giving a lot of thought to our relationship lately and I’ve realized that I’m not getting as much satisfaction from you as I used to. It’s not you, of course, it’s me. I’ve changed. You have a lot to offer a girl. Your case is hunky and my friends … [Read more...]

The other day I saw one of our many prized and beloved university students pick his nose and eat it at a computer terminal in the atrium of the library. I kid you not. I’m not trying to be funny here. The uncivilized blockhead picked his freaking nose with his grimy index finger, … [Read more...]