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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Toys

By Katherine Turski

Men love their toys, but seldom share with others. They especially don’t share with their wives. When we last brought home a new TV, I couldn’t wait to watch my favorite shows. I should have gotten a good book instead. “Look what this can do,” my husband said, happily pushing … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Why I’d Like To Matrix-Pummel Kirk Cameron

By Gordon Chapman

It’s not so much that I didn’t like his little tennie bopper sitcom show, Groin Pains. And it’s not so much that I didn’t consider his cutsie pictures anything but super adorable. I don’t think I’m jealous of Kirk at all either. I am no stranger to the affect he had on women … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Don’t Judge Mom By Her Fridge

By Martha Peebles

Growing up in a 1960’s world of TV role model mothers like June Cleaver gave many young girls the ambition to be a Perfect American Mom . Mrs. Cleaver kept an immaculate house, wore dresses and pearls as everyday attire and had a formal dinner every evening with her husband and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

Driving Miss Conception

By Barry Parham

While attending a realtor's open house, I overheard a conversation, which often happens when I stand right behind a person, lean back, and listen to what they're saying. And I heard some guy respond to a remark as follows: "I'm not a bachelor; I'm single." Point taken. As a … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our December 2009-January 2010 Humor Writing Contest!

I Love Telemarketing

By Jeanne Kraus

A TV infomercial… Magical Hair Removal Cream. NO FUSS! NO MESS! A LIFETIME OF HAIRLESS BLISS! Order within 12 hours - receive two tubes of cream for the price of one! It was too good to pass up. I ordered and impatiently awaited my package, preserving my current crop of leg … [Read more...]

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