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Stepping over candy cane wrappers and remnants of a half-eaten gingerbread house, The Big Guy cautiously approached the blue Snuggie slumped on the couch. Scenes from “It’s a Wonderful Life” flashed across the television, the sound muted. “It’s time,” he said, prying a glass of … [Read more...]
Investors were close to a state of “stampeding Titantic” panic as the EBBS market was thrown into “turmoil” as a result of the recent hard line the U.S. government has taken against Outsize Executive Bonuses. Investors, pension funds, and individuals had viewed the EBBS market, … [Read more...]
As millions of American children confront the first homework assignment of the new year, a recent education survey has revealed that seventy percent of American teenagers cannot locate France on a map and fifty five percent cannot locate, and identify, “the map” itself. Teachers … [Read more...]
I was talking to my wife on the phone when the woman walked in. “Wow!” I exclaimed. “Chris changed her hair. She looks great!” Ugh! How could I have been so stupid! I noticed something. Noticing something about another woman while talking to my wife also was an error in … [Read more...]
Every so often a movie starts with its original ending, but based on audience feedback sometimes ends up with a completely different one. “Pretty Woman” is one such movie. Apparently the original had Julia Robert’s character not ending up with her prince charming but instead … [Read more...]