Have Fun! Get Published! Win Cash Prizes! ™
Spot Q went to the big fire hydrant in the sky today. She succumbs to the long battle of being a dog. Spot is preceded in death by every dog she knew. Mainly due to the fact she lived ten years beyond her life expectancy. In passing she is survived by her pack, alpha dog Carolyn, … [Read more...]
Attending Your High School Reunion Checklist: 12 months before: Restrict calories. Schedule more workouts. Start using wrinkle cream. 9 months before: Worry that weight isn’t coming off fast enough, and the wrinkles haven’t disappeared. 6 months before: Ditto. 3 months … [Read more...]
I'll describe how to be a Real Estate Agent, but first let me clear up any pronunciation confusion. Realtor® is pronounced with as many extra syllables as you can cram in, like “Real-a-tor” or “Real-ly-a-tor”, or if you live in Alabama, “Dammit Thelma, get the gun. Them sales … [Read more...]
Most people don’t realize that I am a great communicator in the vein of Ronald Reagan, a/k/a The Great Communicator. Despite my grandest efforts to impress this concept upon the minds of others, technical difficulties in the transmission or reception of this information have … [Read more...]
My retired parents seem to have some crazy need to wake up at 4:00 each morning. When did they turn into farmers? Is there a field of corn behind the Lay Z Boy that I've missed? For that matter, when did everyone over 70 turn into farmers? My 87-year-old neighbor cuts his lawn … [Read more...]