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There is only one way to be born, but, as I have learned over the years, there are thousands upon thousands of ways to die. When, I was six years old, even before I had figured out how people were born, I knew one way to die: don’t eat your vegetables. At least that’s what my … [Read more...]
My sister and I have a death pact. Susan has vowed that, should I predecease her, she will not allow the funeral cosmetologist to put me in blue eye shadow. Every makeup artist in my makeover history has wanted to streak my eyes in shades ranging from cerulean to indigo. Hello, … [Read more...]
“Sherwood, my darling of thirty plus years, we need a ‘safe word.’” “Okay. Why? Hunh?” My husband never complicates our conversations with excessive word usage. “Because, love of my life, the news reports are claiming that it’s all the rage. According to a best selling—so it … [Read more...]