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AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Tough Cookies

By Joel Schwartzberg

FROM: Schwartzberg, Joel SENT: Monday, February 4, 11:17 AM TO: All SUBJECT: Cookies! Dear Colleagues, My daughter Cindy recently joined the Girl Scouts, so we’re selling cookies. Yum! :-) I hung the order form in the kitchen. Boxes are $4 each, and there’s no need to pay … [Read more...]

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AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

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The Greatest Golfer That Ever Lived

By Dr. David Margolis

With the passing of the dictator Kim Jong Il, the world lost one of the greatest golfers ever to play the game. In 1994 he played the Pyongyang course in North Korea and shot the amazing score of 34, 38 under par, on the 7700 yard golf course which is longer than any PGA … [Read more...]

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AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Get Frankie!

By Christopher Hivner

I am Chris Liveru^ux;;9*1ea-ux. Don’t try to pronounce it. It’s Belgian and can’t be spoken in English without special tongue prosthetics. Call me Chris Liver. It was a place and time only solitary men and evanescent dreams exist; 3:15 a.m. in Peoria, Illinois. I was sitting … [Read more...]

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That Doggone Beer

By Neil Friesner

I have recently heard of a new product hoping to cash in on the $50 billion that we spend on pets each year. By we, I mean the entire country, not just my wife and I; although we are responsible for a sizable chunk of that. It is called - and I’m not kidding - Bowser Beer. Now, … [Read more...]

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AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 5th place winner of our AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

No Crew Socks, Thanks Anyway

By Mary Tompsett

An endless national obsession continues to pervade our culture. That’s right, I’m talking about the unremitting influence of gratuitous socks and graphic violets. Well, I live with big-time violets everyday. African violets. And frankly, I don’t see how violets, African or … [Read more...]

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