HumorPress.com

Have Fun! Get Published! Win Cash Prizes! ™

  • Home
  • Prizes
  • Judging
  • Contest Rules
  • Entry Form
  • Showcase
  • Previous Results
  • My Account

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Regularity

By Holly Smith

My husband and I have a baby every five years whether we need one or not. You could set your sundial by it. 1991 -- it’s a girl! 1996 -- it’s a girl! 2001 -- it’s a girl with an unsightly appendage! No, wait. It’s a boy! Granted, our multiplication timetable isn’t for … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

The Garden Spider

By Cindy Dwyer

Any mother of an eight-year-old boy can tell you that whenever he runs into the kitchen with a plastic bucket and shouts, “Hey, Mom! Look what I found!”, you are probably not going to want whatever is in the bucket to get loose in the house. After shooing him back outside, I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Alarm Clocks

By Cindy Dwyer

As humans, we must be inherently masochistic. Every day we set ourselves up for a “sneak attack.” We go to bed and willingly set a trap, which springs on us early the next morning. Yes, I am referring to the dreaded alarm clock. There are all sorts out there now. You can go … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Stupidity, The Bane Of All Parents

By Lisa Barker

When it comes to parenting pet peeves, one thing most parents can’t stand is stupidity in children. I’m not talking about the usual brainless things that happen around the house that you EXPECT with children, things like spilled milk, kids lolling all over the sofa instead of … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Senior Moments

By Lisa Barker

I’ll tell you what a senior moment is. It’s standing at the refrigerator filling up a glass at the water dispenser... and forgetting what it was I came in the kitchen to do. Yes, seriously, that was me the other night. I’m standing there, gazing around the room trying to puzzle … [Read more...]

  • « Previous Page
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • Next Page »
ENTER OUR
WRITING CONTEST!

See The Latest Results In Our HUMOR SHOWCASE:

  • Winners
  • Finalists
  • Semi-finalists
  • Honorable Mentions
  • Previous Results (All The Way Back To June 2005)!
  • Writers’ Sites: Add Our Contest Listing
  • Your Partner In Writing Success
  • Contact US

Copyright © 2005 - 2015 HumorPress.com

1128 Royal Palm Beach Blvd., # 102
Royal Palm Beach, FL 33411