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Sometimes I mumble. Sometimes there are airplanes roaring overhead or lawn mowers buzzing next door. Sometimes I’m sure they really don’t hear me. But, when my hubby cups his hand around his ear, cranes his neck and begs, “Pardon? Were you talking to me?” I know it’s the old … [Read more...]
When I was younger, I used to jokingly tell my friends that when I retired, I wanted to be a country and western lounge singer. The fact that I could not carry a tune, play the guitar or tolerate noisy smoke filled bars, did not divert me from my dream. Now that I am a senior … [Read more...]
Dot was depressed. She was an ordinary English full stop. Like many of her punctilious friends she was frequently abused. She wondered if life might have been better in America, being known as a period. But she’d have been confused with something else, expected to play volley … [Read more...]
The way they stare, undressing me with their eyes. It makes me feel so dirty." I paused as my wife held me close. "Women can be such pigs!" "I know, baby. I know," she whispered, trying to calm my wounded pride. "But when a man is as sexy as you..." I felt her hand gliding … [Read more...]
Howdy folks. George W. here. Do you like the way I tawlk? Sure you do! It’s kinda folksy ain’t it? A certain down home quality you cain’t git just annawhere. Kinda tawlk you can only git, well, down home. And like the sayin’ goes, its down to the earth. It’s so down to the earth, … [Read more...]