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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

The Great Outdoors, But Only To Some

By Jeff Wozer

It is day four of backpacking in Colorado’s Holy Cross Range. I’m authoring from inside the butter-yellow walls of my Marmot tent, alone. Not because I’m a misanthrope but because all of my friends are locked in a prolonged state of camping procrastination stretching over 25 … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

But You Didn’t Tell Me It Wasn’t Okay”

By Hildee Weiss

My older son will make a great attorney someday. He fights with his brother and sisters better than anyone I know. He has a stubborn streak that makes him fight for what he truly believes in. And he doesn’t give up easily. He is strong-willed, tenacious, determined and never, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Hello?

By John Sheirer

Back in 1995, I got onto this internet thing -- perhaps you've heard of it. They say it might catch on. My favorite part of the internet, almost from the first time I used it, was e-mail. What fun it was to type out little messages that most of the time actually made it to the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Trouble In The Temple

By Bob Scott

"I’ve got a screw loose!" "Whassat?" "I said, I’ve got a screw loose!" "So, tell me something I didn't know!" "How'd you know?" "It's the way you act, sometimes." "It’s that noticeable?" "Well..." John Belsher, the town barber, was confounded by his friend's revelation. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

My Two Cents’ Worth

By Pamela Porter

I was raised to believe that a penny saved was indeed a penny earned, so I did just that. I collected loose pennies in a gallon jug. When the jug was over three-quarters full, I decided it was time to transfer them to my savings account. Do you have any idea how heavy a gallon of … [Read more...]

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