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Here, at our highly respected institute of higher education (with the emphasis on high), you too can become a Hitman, or Hitwoman, just by sending in your application to the Household Institute of Technology. Some of our courses: 1.When you wear a stop smoking patch, is it … [Read more...]
If there’s one topic that bores and irritates me enough to want to viciously hurl dried out and grizzled breasts (not mine… the chicken’s) against the wall… it’s “COOKING.” Again, I’m the odd-woman out who can’t find a remedy for the “I Gotta Cook Again Blues.” Okay, eating out … [Read more...]
American elevators are generally civil and benign constructions of machinery. They don’t try to kill you; they try to help you. They are generally spacious; lack strange, mysterious goop dripping on the walls; are not cluttered with trash wrappers and beer bottles; and they don’t … [Read more...]
About two days out of every month I honestly want to twist my head off and hurl it at anyone who chews too loud, walks too slow, drives a PT Cruiser, or parts their hair too far to the side. I’m not proud of it, and I assure you I am working on it. But my hormones get together … [Read more...]
Halloween is near. I can always tell how close it is by the amount of miniature chocolate bars I’ve consumed. And since the empty wrapper to unopened candy ratio is about a bazillion to one, I’m certain the day is upon us. I should stop buying the treats ahead of time, but that … [Read more...]