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I have not had a cookie in three days. I'm not happy about that. There's not even a patch for this sort of thing. And who would be the person responsible for this deprivation? The very same woman who in six weeks will promise to love me for the rest of our lives. I'm beginning … [Read more...]
Sometimes, I get ideas that stick in my brain and make me wonder if I have a defective model. Usually, the wife tries to talk sense to me and tells me if my idea is truly stupid. However, I’m wondering why she hasn’t said anything about my recent decision to ride my bike 150 … [Read more...]
How to Land the Job of Your Dreams: The ultimate and fail-safe job interview helps that are guaranteed to land you the job of your choice. Rule number one: Always start by stating that you went to Harvard. That is impressive and will be your “in.” Once you have your “in,” tell … [Read more...]
I’m waiting for one of the kids to ask me what reptile dysfunction is. There’s no escaping the ads on television. I imagine how the talk will go so that I’m prepared. “What's er-reptile dysfunction, Momma?” “It’s what happens when your frog can’t catch flies anymore. Or when … [Read more...]
Medical science is at it again, this time filling baby boomer heads with the crazy idea that many of us living today are going to live to be 100 years old or more (without even giving us a chance to get a second opinion). I have always thought 72 a fair and sociable timeframe … [Read more...]