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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

How to Beat Down the Car Lot Zombies

By Chris Weilert

Choosing and buying a car is a task that requires a game plan to take on the bloodthirsty sharks that work on car lots. If you get caught up in their selling spiel, you could be impulse buying within the first twenty minutes. Trust me, when I bought a chopper motorcycle instead … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

The Incident of the Drunken Wench in the Night

By Sherry Stanfa-Stanley

"When you write the story," she begged, "do you promise to be discreet?" I agreed, knowing that "discreet" is a vague term and that verbal contracts mean nothing. But I am feeling benevolent tonight, so I will acquiesce and withhold her real name. Henceforth, I shall simply … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

What Is a Tebow and Why Do We Care?

By Barbara Pawley

OK, I went on-line and apparently he is “an American football player”. More specifically, he is a “dual threat quarterback,” much like I‘m a dual threat driver – I’m old and reckless. Apparently no one has “seen anything like it” – and that goes for both of us too. He’s … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Cuisinely Challenged

By Patty Clark

There are certain things kids are not inclined to do. Buy a time share, turn off light switches, or acquire the art of conventional cooking. My cutie pie dear of a daughter abides by her own rules of steering clear of doing anything in the kitchen that requires more than two … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

What If?

By Carlos Arnade

History lovers often take their inner brains on-- what if—trips. Ask any history buff, professor or amateur, --what if the Chinese had discovered America? The history person will withdraw from all conversation and sit motionless; and behind walled-off glazed eyes, appear to be … [Read more...]

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