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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Lead Us Not Into Temptation

By Patty Clark

Is it any wonder we have gross national debt when the streets are lined with upscale and beyond ridiculous pricey shops to tempt our weaknesses for splurging? My willpower is strong knowing my bankroll won’t buy me crumbs at the corner bakery. The only time I gave in to an … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Beer Served by Loving Hands

By Chris Weilert

Some folks like their chocolate, others like coffee, I like beer. I don’t like the fact that beer prices always go up but never down like gas prices. So if I want beer, I got to pony up and pay the price for my vice. There are those who are loyal to brands and styles. I do like … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Lloyd Re-Enlisted?

By Lloyd S.

Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. What a dream! No, it was not a nightmare, like the ones I had after the war. I was in the Army again, I mean Basic Training at good old Fort Lost In The Woods. That place had to have been chosen because of its Korean like weather, roasting … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

My Shocking Secret

By Christa McKibben

I had a shocking secret. I was a 40 year old woman who couldn’t cook. A “homemaker” no less. I dreaded the recipe exchange e-mails and dinner idea discussions with other moms. I had an arsenal of canned answers to “What are you making for dinner tonight?” The deception went deep … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

The Showering Connoisseur

By Kathryn McFadden

Closing Scene: Twenty-three days pass. It's midnight. The shower cascades micro-beads of titillating moisture over my tired, jet-lagged body. I've been traveling twenty-four horrible hours, starting in Zagreb, Croatia and ending in Reno, Nevada. Fitful flights recede into the … [Read more...]

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